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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
greenstate:
ginger—gal:
steviemcfly:
shebecameakiller:
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I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
hohoho wat?
she put...
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somebody please buy adele a boyfriend
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
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Lady Gaga: Hey Little Mons†ers! "Born This Way" will be my next single, it's my favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: "Judas" is definitely my favorite song, it will be released as a single!
Lady Gaga: I wrote "The Edge Of Glory" about my grandfather. It's my favorite song from the album.
Lady Gaga: So, my 1000th tweet is the "Yoü And I" music video, it's my favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: So excited to hear "Marry The Night" on the radio! My favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: Work it Black Jesus. Trending! Might get drunk and argue with you it's the best song on my album. #amenfashion put it on
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cosmo tip #124
expertcosmotips:
does your man have smegma? don’t let it go to waste and use it as a sexy secret ingredient in your greek salads
#it’s feta i swear
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potential fuck: Nice ass are you masculine?
me: No
me: I do drag at this club downtown every 1st Sunday
potential fuck: Would you wear panties when I fuck you?
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rifles:
it’s strange that mary,mother of god(?) didn’t get shit from god(the baby daddy). he impregnated her ass and left her to live in squalor.you can’t do that shit to baby god and mary, you’re not from detroit!
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jackoneill:
Having an emotional break down when LMFAO starts playing