If I'm in your city, I'm signing them~
childservices:

meanwhile in the Gold Bar…

childservices:

meanwhile in the Gold Bar…

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

#WhatDatMoufDoBesidesComplain

childservices:

blackdenimjeans:

childservices:

blackdenimjeans:

childservices:

cities I’ve been to and how they rank in my book
houston: trash
la: yay!
maryland: eeew!…..but lowkey…#yas..
miami: oh….shit! turn up!
nyc: my home! *busses it on lady liberty*

Maryland is a state henny

I meant boston you insipid walking forehead anyway luv u hun how’s the family? haha :*

Isn’t Boston in Massachusetts

i never said i was smart ok…..im geometrically challenged

nickisdabestt:

When you’re in math class and the answer is 212

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drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you
chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

What's a hunty?
Anonymous
buttchunks:

A living legend.

buttchunks:

A living legend.