If I'm in your city, I'm signing them~

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

aqua - barbie girl
2,192 plays

vl4da:

played @ moschino ss 2015.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

kirimoth:

monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

dying

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

thedrunkenenigma:

honoronher:

lovelyandbrown:

sapphiretemplo:

angfdz:

imsoshive:

It’s not fair for him to even be on the show. Who’s gonna beat him? Seriously?

holy shit

go the fck off alfonso!!!!

!!!

@ 0:48 YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS FUCK IT UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP

Shitting

Some pictures from Petra Collins’ first solo show I went to last week

taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

me: image

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.